25/26 Match Week 33 Recap & 34 Preview

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This PL MW had the most drama and excitement of the season, so far…. Expect more of this the rest of the way as the table tightens up top to bottom.

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In Today’s CleanSheet:

  • Results 🏟️

    • Current Situation📈📉

    • What 2 Look 4 👀

  • Hot Topic 🔥🔥🔥- Qualifying for Next Year - Europe

  • Off Island 🏝️ - Copa del Rey

  • World Cup Corner 🌎🍵🏪

  • Best Bets 💰

Results 🏟️

TOP Story Lines

  • City take down Arsenal.

  • Congrats to Leeds, securely out of the relegation battle.

  • Spurs drop 2 key points at home.

  • Half the matches saw goals in extra time, 4 of them with significant impact.

  • 2 Derby’s, one exciting, one not.

Match of the MW

Awesome!

Regardless of who you root for, this match was edge of the seat from the first whistle.

Significant, Impactful Late Drama

Result Changing Goal at 90+5’.

OUCH! Spurs are fighting to stay up and every point matters. They need wins. Xavi Simons put them up 2-1 at 77’ and it looked settled until BHA struck at 90+5’ to steal a point and put Spurs in significant jeopardy of relegation.

Result Changing Goal at 90+10’.

Liverpool have score SIX 90th’+ winners against Everton in the PL - the most one side has against a single opponent in the history of the league.

Merseyside Derby - Liverpool stays Red.

A win by Everton would bring Europe into play but let’s get real - this is about the Derby. Yet as has happened so often in the last 10 years Liverpool finds a way to dash the Toffee’s hopes.

The 3 points should secure Liverpool in the CL next season

Result Changing Goal at 90+3’.

(And back-to-back goals at 86’ & 87’)

Crazy Finish!

Villa secure all three points and a 7-point cushion for the CL next season.

Villa took the lead on Ollie Watkins goal at 2’ and extended it to 3-1 which stood until 86’ when Sunderland scored 2 goals in 1 minute.

Yet it was Villa with the final statement.

Result Changing Goal at 85’.

Don’t Look Now But

The Cherries are on a heater, no losses in their last 13 matches and are smack dab in the middle of the race for Europe.

Goal at 90+8’.

Morgan Gibbs-White.

While the match did not change on a late goal (the last goal was scored at 90+8’) Forest did score all 4 of their goals in the 2H including a hat trick by MGW at 62’, 69’ & 77’.

These matches impacted the table, just not with late goals.

United to CL, Chelsea in trouble.

Trouble is all relative, but the Blues are in real trouble of falling out of Europe next season.

That is 4 straight PL matches without a goal.

As for United, a Cunha goal at 43’ was enough to put United securely in a CL spot for next season.

Ho-Hum West London Derby.

Bee’s had the best chances but this was just a back alley fist fight in the rain. Sloppy, no real winner, but both sides can claim a point.

Whites are staying up!

It’s not official, but they need just 1 more point to secure it. And they did this with a dominating performance at home over Wolves.

Point is a point for West Ham. Palace are set to finish mid table and focus on the UEFA Conference League semi-finals.

Current Situation 📈📉

  • Just 6 points separate 6th and 14th place.

  • We have a title race - Arsenal and City.

  • We have a race for Europe - See Hot Topic🔥🔥 for more.

  • We have a relegation race - Spurs, West Ham and Forest.

Standings

Current Table

(Arrows represent a team that moved up or down 2+ spots or into/out of Europe/Relegation)

  • Purple - Champions League

  • Green - Europa League

  • Yellow - UEFA Conference League

  • Red - Relegation

Season Clean Sheets by Team

Goals & Clean Sheets

How does the current 25/26 season compare to EPL averages for goals and clean sheets.

Goals

29 Match Week 33

27.2 25/26 Season Average (G/MW)

  • Season High 36 (MW28)

  • Season Low 16 (MW22 & MW30)

  • Most since 1992 - 32.8 - 2024/25

  • Fewest since 1992 - 24.5 - 2006/07

Clean Sheets

6 Match Week 33

5.2 25/26 Season Average (G/MW)

  • Season High 10 (MW4)

  • Season Low 1 (MW6)

  • Most since 1992 - 6.44 - 2004/05

  • Fewest since 1992 - 4.13 - 2023/24

What 2 Look 4 👀- Match Week 34

  • 1.2.0.1.5.0.1 Match Week. 1 Tuesday, 2 Wednesday, 0 Thursday, 1 Friday, 5 Saturday, 0 Sunday, 1 Monday.

  • It’s a strange Match Week schedule as some teams will play mid-week and others on the weekend as the PL makes room for the Semi-Finals of the FA Cup.

FA Cup Schedule

Saturday 1115am

Sunday 9am

PL MW34 Schedule

Tuesday

+148 Draw +266 +164

  • Huge match with European spots on the line.

  • Chelsea have 0 goals in their last 4 PL matches.

  • BHA have 16 points in their last 7 matches.

Wednesday

+1450 Draw +700 +725

  • A City win moves them top of table and puts all the pressure on the Gunners.

  • Burnley are limping home and will move back to The Championship next season.

+103 Draw +261 +270

  • Both sides playing some of their best soccer of the season.

  • The Cherries are playing for Europe.

  • Leeds should be safe from relegation.

Friday

+182 Draw +225 +152

  • Sunderland playing for Europe and have a significant advantage at home, doing so with stifling defense.

  • Forest don’t need it to stay up, but could use it.

Saturday

+147 Draw +248 +157

  • FFC still have an outside shot at Europe.

  • Villa looking to close the door and qualify for Champions League.

-217 Draw +373 +492

  • Sunderland playing for Europe and have a significant advantage at home, doing so with stifling defense.

  • Forest don’t need it to stay up, but could use it.

+283 Draw +285 -117

  • Wolves just trying to finish out the campaign, heading to The Championship next season.

  • Spurs, MUST WIN.

+150 Draw +235 +175

  • Hammers need points to secure staying up.

  • Everton playing for Europe.

-200 Draw +350 +480

  • What can you say, Must Win.

Monday

-121 Draw +285 +290

  • United securely into the Champions League.

  • Bee’s are playing for Europe.

Hot Topic 🔥🔥🔥

European Qualifying

The EPL is guaranteed EIGHT spots for the 2026/27 seasons. 10’s to 100’s of Millions of Revenue on the line.

TWO ways to be a part of that 8.

  1. Winning either the FA Cup or Carabao Cup

  2. Table Position.

Champions League - 5 Spots

  • PL Table positions 1-5. (Traditionally 1-4, this season +1)

Europa League - 2 Spots

  • FA Cup Winners (City is already guaranteed CL, Chelsea, Southampton & Leeds could earn the bid)

  • EPL 6th table position

  • EPL 7th table position - IF FA Cup winner has already qualified for a better competition.

UEFA Conference League - 1 Spot

  • Carabao Cup Winners

  • EPL 7th table position (if cup winner already qualified higher - which this years winner, Man City, has).

  • EPL 8th table position - IF Europa League takes 7th spot.

1-2 ADDITIONAL SPOTS AVAILABLE - If you win a European Competition this year you qualify for the next highest lead next year.

  • Arsenal could win the Champions League this year, but they are already guaranteed qualification for next season anyway.

  • Aston Villa could win the Europa League this year, giving them the CL for next season, however they are most likely going to qualify via the table anyway.

  • Forest could win the Europa League this year, since they are way down the table that could mean an additional team from the EPL in the Champions League next season.

  • Palace could win the UEFA League this year, since they are farther down the table now that would mean they would earn a Europa League spot for next season.

If Forest and/or Palace win their League, that would add 1-2 more teams to Europe next season.

Here’s what is crazy for this season - there are 9 teams with a very realistic shot of finishing 6th in the table, and since 6-8 get a European spot, that means 3 of these 9 will play in Europe next season.

  • Chelsea - 48 points (+11 Goal Differential)

  • Brentford - 48 (+4)

  • Bournemouth - 48 (0)

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  • BHA - 47 (+6)

  • Everton - 47 (+1)

  • Sunderland - 46 (-4)

  • Fulham - 45 (-3)

  • Palace - 42 (-1)

  • Newcastle - 42 (-3)

Off Island 🏝️

Copa del Rey

Just like the FA Cup in England, the Copa del Rey is the all Spain tournament.

Real Sociedad won the FINAL this last weekend in Seville - Real Sociedad 2-2 (4-3 penalties) Atletico Madrid.

It’s just the 3rd win ever in the 123-year history of the tournament for Real Sociedad. Barcelona lead the way with 32 titles.

What makes this an interesting news story this year - New Jersey-born Pellegrino Matarazzo becomes the FIRST American coach to win a major European title.

Nice mock-up from B/R Football!

Pellegrino Matarazzo

🌎🍵🏪CS World Cup Corner 🌎🍵🏪

World Cup Countdown 51 Days

World Cup by the Numbers

  • 500 Million tickets requested from fans in more than 200 countries.

  • The largest attended World Cup in history? 1994, also hosted by the USA. 3.5 Million Fans. This number is going to be blown past this year. Helped by the additional matches. Estimates are OVER 6 Million Fans.

  • Expected economic impact for the USA, Mexico and Canada is over $41M.

  • Country Split.

    • USA - $17B - 11 venues, 185,000 temporary jobs.

    • Mexico - $2B - 2 venues, 24,000 temporary jobs.

    • Canada - $2B - 3 venue, 92,000 temporary jobs.

    • Rest of World - $20B - global ripple effects.

  • Breakdown by category

  • Example of estimates for host cities based on independent consulting analysis.

    • LA/So - FI Stadium - 8 matches - $600M.

    • NY/NJ - MetLife - $3.3B.

    • Seattle - Lumen Field - $900M.

Best Bets 💰

Back on the winning sided after a couple week break (had to work with the book for a line of credit).

  • MW 32 UP $87

  • MW 33

Match Week 33 Results

MW 33 Down $6

  • L ($20) - Everton to Win v Liverpool +217. $20

  • L ($20) - Brentford to Win v Fulham +111. $20

  • W ($20) - Leeds to Win v Wolves -163. $33

  • W ($20) - Forest to Win v Burnley -198. $39

  • L ($20) - Bournemouth at Newcastle Over 3.5 goals +117. $20

  • W ($64) - Bournemouth at Newcastle Both Teams To Score & Bournemouth to Win +320. $20

  • L ($20) - West Ham to Win at Palace +210. $20

  • L ($20) - BHA to Win at Tottenham +139. $20

  • L ($10) - Bournemouth & West Ham to win +908. $10

Match Week 34 Picks

BHA to Win v Chelsea+148. $20

Cheslea’s last 2 wins are over Wrexham and Port Vale with 6 losses to other competitions. BHA is playing better now. BHA wins 2-0 or loses 0-5.

Man City to Win v Brentford by 2.5+ goals +105. $20

Just feels like City are going to try and make a statement by padding their goal differential over Arsenal.

Bournemouth to Win v Leeds +103. $20

Cherries pushing for Europe and on a 13-game streak of not losing. Now that Leeds are free from relegation they will be looking ahead to their FA Cup Semi-Final on the weekend.

Sunderland to Win v Forest+182. $20

The Black Cats have been just that much better at home. Expect Forest to struggle to score.

Man United to Win v Brentford -121. $24

Pressure on Bee’s, give me the home side that wants to finish with momentum.

LONG SHOTS

Bournemouth, BHA, Sunderland to win +1189. $10

Home Sides playing well.

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